Calgary Flames are my number one team. Montreal Canadiens are second. Calgary Hitmen and Lethbridge Hurricanes have my Dub Love. Jarome Iginla is still my captain. Mark Giordano is, too. Miikka Kiprusoff is a goalie king. I am the original Rene Bourque fan, circa 2008. Sean Monahan has better hair than you. Brendan Gallagher has a better smile than you. Glencross is Scoreface and Cowboyface. Sidney Crosby is our Golden Boy, but Jarome Iginla is assistant Golden Boy. Proud Canadian. Alberta Bound til the day I die. Winter is beautiful. Tim Hortons actually is my second home <3 Timbits.
h is for the way i hate my team
o is for oh my gOD ANOTHER PENALTY
c is for crying over hot players
k is for kill them you big babies
e is for everyone on my team sucks
y is for you’re disappointing team u love